Conversations with Celebrities: Fergie
“Seriously, Fergie?”
“What?”
“Your pants… you’re serious with those?”
“I like my pants. They are purple.”
“Yes, I can see that. Everyone can see that. Why on earth would you wear such ridiculously, comically high waisted purple pants?”
“Because high waisted jeans are very maternal. And maternity is very feminine. And I am very feminine. You hear that? FEMININE. Like a girl.”
“You know what would work better?”
“What?”
“Not being a nasty man-fug. Good luck!”
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