"Hmm, Gwen?"
"Yes, Ty?"
"Are those... um... are those, parachute pants?
“Yes, I am a trendsetter.”
“Ya, I heard that about you. It’s just… well, hammer pants weren’t even cool back when they were popular.”
“But hammer pants make me so happy.”
“I can see that. It’s just that I was watching that episode of ‘the Simpsons’ the other day, ya know the one were Homer goes to clown college? And well, I just don’t think any sentence should start that way when we’re talking about your outfit.”
“You’ll see, after this picture gets out EVERYONE will start wearing parachute pants.”
“That’s what I’m afraid of, Gwen, that’s what I’m afraid of.”

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