Conversations with Celebrities: The Backstreet Boys
Brian: “Nick? What the fuck are you doing, dude? We’re try to be serious musicians. We have a new single that’s airing on Z100 TONIGHT! You need to grow up! Can’t you see that we’re all tucking our ties into our sweaters now?”
Nick: “Not me! I got on a bow-tie! Which is the international symbol of ‘you can’t tell me what to do.’ I am so unpredictably wacky! You guys need to loosen up.
AJ: Maybe if I move just a little bit closer, I can get Nick to accidentally touch my crotch. Accidentally of course.
Brian: “AJ! Are you trying to pee on Nick?”
AJ: “What? No! No, I am just… um, showing the camera my masculine side. Yes, the side that likes to hump girls. Lots of girls. Girls with big strong shoulders…”
Nick: “I got sneakers on and I am about to do a spin! You guys watching? Hello? I’m going to do a spin! Howie! Pay attention to me!”
Howie: Didn’t I used to have a chin strap? Or was that AJ? I can hardly even tell who I am anymore! Freaking Los Angeles stylists. Think that they can go putting me in a stupid white sweater and I’m pretty sure this is a faux hawk. A FAUX HAWK. ON HOWIE. I should really start referring to myself in the third person. Is Nick touching AJ’s crotch? How come no one ever touches Howie’s crotch? That makes Howie sad.
Brian: “Nick, I swear to God if you don’t cut it out I’m going to take away your handi-snack.”
Nick: “Fine. You guys are mean. Oops, sorry AJ, didn’t mean to touch your crotch there.”
AJ: “Quite alright, quite alright.”
Howie: If no one is going to pay attention to Howie’s needs, then Howie is so outta here. “Hey Kevin, wait up! Take me with yooooou!!”
hahah that was brilliant.. well read well read
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No respect at all! Son of **! You can’t do this to them… they’ve paved the way to a new pop generation… you don’t need to like them, but just show some respect!
that was really cute i loved it