Corey Haim Is Back, And He’s Ready To Work

Corey Haim Variety Ad

I have no doubt that Corey Haim is needing money, so it’s little surprise to see his effort here with a full page ad in Variety. The interesting part to me is the “make amends” portion, which leads me to believe that if Corey Haim wants to make some money an old fashioned tell all Hollywood book might be the way to go.

I know what you’re thinking, Corey Haim probably isn’t capable of writing a book, but I’m sure he could find a ghostwriter somewhere, and damnit I want to know more about bad 80’s cinema so don’t be such a downer, ok?

And if the book idea proves impossible after all, then could we at least have a Lost Boys sequel? Or hell, even a Lucas update. I’m pretty sure Winona Ryder isn’t doing anything, and who wouldn’t want to see Jeremy Piven reprise his role as a thug high school bully? Tell me that wouldn’t be a good time.

Make it happen Hollywood execs! Put Corey to work, for all of our sakes. And bring back the slow clap while you’re at it.




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    • Posted on February 9, 2008 | Read more articles on Corey Haim

    Comments

    2 Responses to “Corey Haim Is Back, And He’s Ready To Work”

    1. Kristen on June 30th, 2008 3:02 am

      Firstly let me say to all the people who have something negative to say..screw you! This man has been through so much and I as a fan of both Corey’s am so excited to see how much hes grown. I think Corey deserves major credit doesn’t any one realize how much it took for him to do this…I say I can not wait to see what Haim has up hes sleve I have loved him ever since Lucas and will continue too !!!! KEEP GOING COREY!

    2. Christian on June 30th, 2008 9:46 pm

      GOOD LUCK COREY.GOD BLESS YOU !!!