Criss Angel still married and seeing Cameron Diaz

Criss Angel has been secretly married for the last fives year to a woman named Joanne Sarantakos. The reason for the secrecy was to keep his sex appeal alive for his fans. Now the two are filing for divorce and Cameron Diaz is claiming she is not the cause of their separation. Cameron’s rep claims:
“When Cameron met Criss Angel in May of this year, he had been separated from his wife for over a year and she had already filed a petition to divorce him in 2006. Cameron and Criss went on only four dates over a month ago and have no current relationship.”
However, this claim is not stopping Joanne from accusing Angel of cruelty and abandonment.
If Criss was really as good a magician as he seems to be and was seeing Cameron while still married, he should have just used his magical powers to make Cameron disappear and reappear at his will. Oh look, there’s the paparazzi, “poof” she’s gone. Wife’s in the shower, and I’m horny, “poof” Cameron appears naked on his bed. I think he needs to read a few more Harry Potter books and brush up on his skills.

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