Croc Watch: Violet Affleck/Garner Edition
Aw. I almost feel sad when young children are forced to wear crocs against their will. But then the sad goes away and I am instead filled with a violent rage of fury that manifests itself into a catty post where I berate toddlers for their poor sense of foot-fashion. I mean crocs? AND SOCKS?! Say it isn’t so! Poor Violet Garffleck, we had such high hopes for you.
Congrats- You won the Violent Acres Link contest! Lucky Dog! Great site.
ok so I almost choked on my 3:56 AM drunken french fries laughing at this trivial insanity.
I suddenly thought of poor little Violet googling herself ten years from now and finding this. For some reason, it got me going.
signed,
croc-less in the city (maybe someday I’ll learn how to not blog and drink at the same time)
Aww… those are “Official” Walt Disney crocs… see the Mickey ears?
They’re still awful, though. /sigh… when will people learn?