David Beckam is a Phony

Does this look like a man who is too injured to play soccer? Ya, I didn’t think so either. It looks like a guy who is sprinting to his car with the shopping bags he paid for with his big fat paycheck that he gets for doing nothing because he is injured and can’t run. Right? Doesn’t make sense. I am calling shenanigans on David Beckham. It’s like getting caught at the mall when you called in sick to work, except David Beckham won’t get fired and now I can’t pay my rent. I told them I was buying Nyquil! And yes, they do sell Nyquil at Macy’s. It’s in the… uh… houseware section. By the pillows. Shut up, it totally makes sense.

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