Diddy’s annual white party
So every year, Diddy, P. Diddy, Sean “Puffy” Combs, or whatever the hell you want to call him, has a big party wear everyone has to be head-to-toe in white. I’ve even heard that he checks to make sure girls are properly manicured and waxed. This year his big extravaganza was held in his Long Island home. In previous years he has held it in other ultra-exclusive places such as St.Tropez.
Everyone who is anyone made an appearance this year including singers like Mariah Carey and fashion mogels like Donna Karen. However, one person was not admitted to the bash of the year. And that person was Billy Joel’s wife. Apparently she wore a cream ensemble which is not white and was turned away at the door.
How stupid can she be??? Everyone knows you have to wear white in order to get in. Doesn’t she know that cream is not white? I mean last year I showed up wearing all white but my friend wore white panties with a pink rose and totally got sent home. I lasted a whole five minutes inside the party before the bouncer realized I wasn’t Paris Hilton’s assistant and kicked my ass out. But at least I knew enough to wear white….
Has a big party “where” everyone has to be…
I’m going to keep doing it until someone proofreads this shit.
And now I can’t stop laughing! Someone please hire today’s reader, if only so that I can stop looking at the mistakes and go back to work!
Reader & Spot can back the fuck down. This site is VA approved.
And Mr. Combs is the lightest, lightweight Studio Gangster who ever invented himself. His rhymes are weak, his flow is mushmouth, his only GOOD artist (”Shyne” Barrows) is serving 3-5 years for whipping his piece out to defend this coat-tailing shit-heel.
Someone needs to knock this meretricious wannabe Don off his phony fucking pedestal.
Rant skills everbodeh…
U GO COCAINOMANUS EVEN THOUGH THATS A WEIRD NAME BUT HEYYYYYYYY