Dolly Parton’s Breasts Are Too Much To Handle
Dolly Parton’s breasts giveth and Dolly Parton’s breasts taketh away.
The 62 year old (damn, she is actually younger than I had thought) has had to postpone her upcoming tour, citing back pain caused by her ridiculously huge breasts.
Parton released a statement and said “Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don’t have back problems”. Her tour was supposed to start at the end of February, but has now been pushed back to April.
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