Dumbledore is Gay
At a recent Carnegie Hall Q&A, J. K. Rowling revealed to fans that Professor Dumbledore is gay. Like Clay Aiken tapping Jake Gyllenhaal’s foot in a public restroom, gay. J.K went on to address the surprisingly positive feedback saying,
“If I had known this would have made you this happy, I would have announced it years ago… You needed something to keep you going for the next 10 years! …Oh, my god, the fan fiction now, eh?”
Uh, Gross.
Old ladies shouldn’t even know what fan fiction is, let alone insinuate that our beloved headmaster will be having loads of elicit affairs with underage wizards in the back room of the Leaky Cauldron using spells that inevitably end with the words ‘erectus’ or ‘engorgio’. It’s just wrong. And hot. But mostly wrong.
he didn’t have loads of underage affairs with witches in the back of the leaky cauldron.
being gay doesn’t rob a person of their morals.
They just want people to be labeled equally even a gay man can have power and authority like no other
Congratulations! You won the Missed-The-Point Award!
The comment about underage sex was not intended as a slander on homosexuals or the gay lifestyle, it was a joke about how the Harry Potter Fanfiction community are going to react to this revelation.