Eau de Cooter
I just can’t quite wrap my brain around this. It’s a perfume… that smells like a cooch. And yet, Johnson and Johnson makes a perfume to make your cooch smell like flowers. And everyone knows that flowers are nature’s vagina. Hold on a sec, I think my brain just exploded. But really?? When was the last time you got a whiff of sweaty snatch on the street and thought to yourself, “Now THERE is a classy lady.” Never, that’s when.
This will be a delightful companion to my “Scrotum No. 5″.
Merry Christmas, Mom!