First Day on New Feet?
Who doesn’t love a good photo of a worthless human being falling down? No one, that’s who. Paris Hilton may have been a little tipsy at an Emmy after party and almost wiped out while leaving- but luckily had roughly 18 bodyguards hired to keep her dirty ass off the ground. Which would be nice, because usually when I fall down after a night of drinking I end up making a comfy bed on my lawn. Or the sidewalk. Or the middle of the street. Wherever I may land. It’s okay though. It builds character. I think I remember my dad saying something like that when I was younger. Or maybe that was about broccoli. And maybe it wasn’t so much building character as growing hair on my chest. Ya know, thinking back on this, I probably should have a much stronger aversion to vegetables.
Me too