Fug Sandwich

Mary Kate: “Ppppssst! Hey Ashley! Did you tell Amy to come stand with us?”
Ashley: “No. I thought you did.”
MK: “No way! I don’t even know how she got invited to this thing. I personally deleted her from the evite myself.”
Ashley: “Is she wearing a dress made out of wrapping paper?”
Amy: “BLOODY ‘ELL! Do you littl’ sluts realize you lot have the same face?”
MK: “Fuck. She’s higher than Kilimanjaro”
Amy: “I’m not even havin’ a laugh! You two are a bleedin’ mirror image. Did you do that on purpose?”
MK: “What? Do what on purpose? Geez, nevermind. No, Amy. We are twins.”
Amy: “I’ll show ya a set a twins, love! HA! Seriously though, did you steal her face?”
Ashley: “Yeah…Hey all of a sudden I’m starting to feel really itchy. I’m going to go soak in some rubbing alcohol for awhile.”
MK: “Me too. I think I saw a guy over there doing whippits–you should go say hi.”
Amy: “Don’t have to tell me twice, ya bleedin’ wee copy person. Oi! Pass that ready whip, ya bastard!”

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