Gary Coleman Penis to Star in New Film
Poor Gary Coleman. He tries to break up a locker room fight on camera, he gets his private parts captured on film for the world to see.
Coleman then flies to Los Angeles to prevent the footage from airing, and he ends up in the hospital after an apparent seizure.
Now comes even more headaches for the onetime “Diff’rent Strokes” megastar: Less than a day after getting out of the hospital, Coleman has learned that the footage of his penis will be going public whether he likes it or not.
The Coleman movie in question is called “Midgets vs. Mascots,” and it’s just that — a documentary about little people like Coleman taking on mascots in a “Jackass”-style competition for a million-dollar prize.
Gary times four In one sequence, Coleman apparently tries to break up a locker-room fight. His robe flies open, briefly revealing his Arnold Jackson in full. Coleman didn’t want the scene in the movie, and he flew to Los Angeles to meet with the film producers — an outfit called RCMVM — to get it, er, cut.
Not going to happen says the Producers.
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