Halle Berry is a Nazi

Last night on Jay Leno, Halle Berry made a comment about a distorted picture of herself with a big nose, calling the image in the photo her “Jewish cousin”. Apparently at the taping no one laughed and Jay Leno responded with “I’m glad you said it, not me”. When they aired the segment they removed the word “Jewish” and added a laugh track. Halle apologized about the incident, saying,

“I so didn’t mean to offend anybody - and after the show I realized it could be seen as offensive, so I asked Jay to take it out, and he did. What happened was I was backstage before the show and I have three girls who are Jewish who work for me. We were going through pictures to see which ones looked silly, and one of my Jewish friends said [of the big-nose picture], ‘That could be your Jewish cousin!’ And I guess it was fresh in my mind, and it just came out of my mouth. But I didn’t mean to offend anybody. I didn’t. I didn’t mean any harm.

So on top of insulting the Jews, she’s stealing their jokes. It’s like the holocaust all over again. I mean the concentration camps were one thing, but remember when the SS Generals were all stealing their Sunday night stand up material from Joe Rogan? Oh wait, that was Carlos Mencia, not the Nazis. Germans, Mexicans… people that pretend to be Mexicans, I can’t keep them all straight. It’s like a word jumble of inappropriate punch lines up here and sometimes I just unscramble the wrong ones.

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