Heidi Montag in Maxim

I have never seen an episode of The Hills. I think I’d rather die. But Heidi Montag is hot, and I can get behind that, so here are some pictures of her kind of topless but not really in Maxim.

Which you know, brings me to a point. What the hell is the point of a men’s magazine where all the girls are wearing clothes? It doesn’t make any sense. I realize they’re not going to get fine upstanding young “actresses” like Heidi Montag to strip down completely in their low rent rag, but that doesn’t mean they can’t toss us something in the rest of the magazine. It’s ridiculous.

Anyway, here’s Montag being a cocktease. I’m sure in 3-5 years we’ll get a look at the rest of her.

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