Heidi Montag is Shallower than a Kiddie Pool
Heidi Montag admitted today that she had plastic surgery. Which was surprising to absolutely no one with a working pair of eyeballs, but she went on to explain her excitement the day of her surgery,
“I woke up, and it was like Christmas: I was a nervous wreck, but I was just so excited at the same time. Spencer said, “I’m so proud of you.” It was like he was wishing me well off to school: “Love you! Bye!” But surgery is a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don’t wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth it. I just wanted it so badly.”
I’m really glad that everything went smoothly and she didn’t die in the hospital. If there’s anything I hate more than a cadaver with a big nose, it’s a cadaver with a big nose AND small tits. Just because you can’t see yourself anymore doesn’t mean you get a free pass to fugly town, I mean, have some courtesy dead people.
thos ekids on that show are not for Real. they are just plastic Ken and Barbie dolls with popcorn for brains. Sad they can’t help the less fortante out in the world like Paris Hilton is doing.
LOL.