Heidi Montag Rubs Brests Daily to Keep Them “Soft”

Who needs Spencer Pratt? Heidi Montag shows that she does not need a man to take care of business. She told all her Twitter fans about her daily routine, which involves rubbing her boobs to keep the implants soft. She wrote, “Giving myself a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those breast implants soft.” This comes just a few short weeks after she told Life and Style magazine that she is planning to reduce her breast size, saying, “I’m desperate to go back to normal,” she told the mag. “I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.”

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