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Hey Crocker - Welcome to the D-List

September 20, 2007

We have all seen Chris Crocker’s desperate plea for people to love Britney, We have seen him on Kimmel, we have even seen him being made fun of on Fox News. Yesterday I saw that He was offered a reality TV show, I expected that. I thought, hmmmm this guy (lol) is smart - time your Fox News Response a week after your Britney plea, now get a show, good going, right? WRONG, Chris, hire a damn publicist, You need to start getting on better and better shows if you want some fame. Your first live in person show is Maury??????????? WTF Chirs. Maury is a fuckin 5th teir show. Maury is a show that has fighting midgets (a funny clip, search it on youtube). Come on Chris, you can do better than fukin Maury. Where do you go from here? The View???

Here is Chris Crocker’s Trip to Maury.


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    2 Responses to “Hey Crocker - Welcome to the D-List”

    1. today's reader on September 21st, 2007 4:42 pm

      some time ago, I commented on the first Chris Crocker post about how I found him amusing. I was mistaken–sorely mistaken. I’m terribly sorry if I offended anyone with my misplaced accolades. I’ve since found God, and realized that Chris Crocker is not funny. He’s obnoxious and scary, and needs to be ignored in the worst way.

      I implore this site and all others to please refrain from posting anything about him in hopes that maybe…just maybe…he will disappear.

      Amen.

    2. Helena on October 4th, 2007 12:39 am

      This man is obnoxious and scary. Worse, he reminds me of a man I knew. That he calls himself ‘a beautiful woman’ is a mind-bending delusion.

      He is a pathological individual, possibly Borderline, certainly NPD narcissistic personality disorder. There is a lot of violence and aggression to him, teeming frustration and envy of his female ‘target’. He is not a woman. If he is a woman, he is one with a severe glandular problem.

      His videos presume to tell women ‘how to be women’ as though he knows better “because he is part girl part boy”. He is no such chimera. He is not a woman. He is certainly not ‘a beautiful woman’ as he asserts, along with Britney.

      Britney was right to shun this creature. He is using her image in the most malignant way to try to launch himself into the spotlight. He is transparent.

      The best way to deal with narcissists like this is to not give them the attention they desire and need like a drug. They will find another outlet. He is not talented. He is very banal. He acts exactly like a deranged former friend who I first thought was charismatic and funny - until I saw his darker threatening side. Then, it wasn’t funny anymore. It never is with Borderlines.

      The character Xerxes in the movie 300 depicted exactly this kind of pathological Borderline NPD type if they were to live out their grandiosity to the level they would like.
      I agree with the above post. You have the power to be discerning, unlike Maury was. You have the power to just say no and leave Mr. Crocker raving into his mirror… er, camera.

      He doesn’t love Britney. He doesn’t love girls or women. He is a narcissist. He only loves himself and the false image of himself as a star and a beautiful woman… like the woman he badly apes.

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