High-Heeled Crocs: New Trend Alert

August 1, 2008

With the ridiculous success of the Croc brand shoes, the company is trying its best to keep sales up by branching into heels.

I gotta admit that I did wear some Crocs but a) they were knock-offs and b) I was a camp counselor. They served the purpose great but I was never in public with them on.

I can’t imagine a nice night out on the town in my Croc heels. “Oh nice shoes.” “Yeah. They’re made of plastic foam. Totally hot right now.”

Please celebs, don’t go down this road. If I find myself drawn to these ugly things in a few months because you started the trend, I will be uber pissed.

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