Hollywood LURVES Getting divorced

July 3, 2007

Today was a big day for divorce lawyers in Hollywood. Former “Whose Line is it Anyway” star, Wayne Brady, and Mr. Jackass himself, Johnny Knoxville have both filed for divorce from their respective wives.

I’m not trying to start any rumors or anything, but did anyone see the Omen? I mean, strange shit started happening when that demon child was conceived. Perhaps the Richie/Madden fetus has evil powers that separate mediocre comedians from their wives? Only time will tell! wee-oo-wee-oo-wee-oo-we-oo… (that was twilight zone music)