How Do They Snort With Such Little Noses?

Pete Doherty’s cat has been found to have traces of cocaine in its blood stream. The sexy singer’s cat (named “Dinger” which is slang for syringe) recently gave birth to a litter of kittens, one of which was sick and needed to be taken to vet where they made the discovery. An RSPCA spokesman told the Daily Star,
“It is a police matter, so we cannot deny or confirm the identity of the man who had this kitten removed. But it is very important to protect animals from substances that can do them serious harm.”
You know, I have a cat, and my cat isn’t nearly as cool as Pete Doherty’s. I bet my cat couldn’t even get into Le Duex. Pete Doherty’s cat definitely could get in there. Probably Hyde too. I can’t even get into the freaking Standard and Doherty’s cat is doing whiskey shots with Mary Kate Olsen. This town is so unfair.





I heard that when they arrested Dinger in her assistant’s mother’s driveway, she claimed that she was wearing someone else’s pants and the coke wasn’t hers.
This guy reminds me of pickled pig’s feet, with a cigarette.
What does he do again?
He is some washed up singer, artist/whatever, who dates Kate Moss.