Andy Dick is an Ass

Andy Dick

TMZ is reporting that they caught Andy Dick running across Sunset Blvd last night while a nearby club patron shouted “I’ll kick your ass!” Later, they found him again but this time he seemed to be walking through the parking lot in a daze and then hopped into a waiting limo. An on-site traffic cop told TMZ that Dick was exposing himself and urinating behind an SUV in the lot.

I tell this story not because of its surprising twists and shocking tales of unusual behaviour, but because it relates to my life, personally. I saw Andy Dick on Sunday at a coffee shop and he didn’t do anything remotely outrageous and that made me sad. His face didn’t even look all beat-up like I hoped it would. I kept waiting for him to jump on the counter and pour mini creamers all over himself while shouting “LOOK AT ME! I AM THE GOVERNER OF DINER-TOWN!!! BRING ME YOUR FINEST WOMEN AND OMELETTES!” And then exposing himself to the chef before leaving the restaurant without paying. Instead he ordered his meal and then asked for it to go. BORING!




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    • Posted on July 24, 2007 | Read more articles on Andy Dick

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    4 Responses to “Andy Dick is an Ass”

    1. newsrahdio on July 25th, 2007 2:35 am

      You should have told him that you were putting the Phil Hartman curse on him and he was next to die, then hit him with your car. I bet you would have gotten free coffee.

    2. george on July 25th, 2007 12:04 pm

      Q.) If Andy Dick is an ass, what do you think Andy Ass is?

      A.) A dick.

      Arf arf arf arf arrrf! I cracks meself up!

    3. I Love V.A. on August 19th, 2007 10:40 am

      I think a handjob in the loo would be a way quicker route to free coffee.

    4. t bone on August 28th, 2007 2:01 am

      i was at the comedy club when i saw andy dick in the bathroom ,with some guys around him while he was giving one of them a handjob. then his girlfriend told everybody hey ,andy dick gave my boyfriend a handjob.
      how disgusting and nasty