Andy Dick is an Ass
TMZ is reporting that they caught Andy Dick running across Sunset Blvd last night while a nearby club patron shouted “I’ll kick your ass!” Later, they found him again but this time he seemed to be walking through the parking lot in a daze and then hopped into a waiting limo. An on-site traffic cop told TMZ that Dick was exposing himself and urinating behind an SUV in the lot.
I tell this story not because of its surprising twists and shocking tales of unusual behaviour, but because it relates to my life, personally. I saw Andy Dick on Sunday at a coffee shop and he didn’t do anything remotely outrageous and that made me sad. His face didn’t even look all beat-up like I hoped it would. I kept waiting for him to jump on the counter and pour mini creamers all over himself while shouting “LOOK AT ME! I AM THE GOVERNER OF DINER-TOWN!!! BRING ME YOUR FINEST WOMEN AND OMELETTES!” And then exposing himself to the chef before leaving the restaurant without paying. Instead he ordered his meal and then asked for it to go. BORING!
You should have told him that you were putting the Phil Hartman curse on him and he was next to die, then hit him with your car. I bet you would have gotten free coffee.
Q.) If Andy Dick is an ass, what do you think Andy Ass is?
A.) A dick.
Arf arf arf arf arrrf! I cracks meself up!
I think a handjob in the loo would be a way quicker route to free coffee.
i was at the comedy club when i saw andy dick in the bathroom ,with some guys around him while he was giving one of them a handjob. then his girlfriend told everybody hey ,andy dick gave my boyfriend a handjob.
how disgusting and nasty