I May Need to Break Up with Jake Gyllenhaal Soon
Former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, is saying that Hottie McHottington, Jake Gyllenhaal, is planning to come out some time by the end of September and also announce that he and his boyfriend are expecting a baby. He claims,
“Jake Gyllenhaal has been dating the same guy for years. Last year Jake and his boyfriend were arrested and brought into the West Hollywood station after the sheriff’s office was called after catching Jake and his bf having sex in an SUV behind the restaurant Chin Chins in LA. Both were later released… Jake and his boyfriend are currently expecting a baby through a surrogate. They used a company based in Westwood, CA. The baby is due in September.”
You know, I can make up scandalous lies about your boyfriend too. I do not know who this Jonathon Jaxson is, but I think he’s make-believe. He has a made up name and apparently a personal vendetta against me. Yes, I know that Jake is gay, but I don’t want to actually HEAR it. I have no problem being delusional if it means that there is chance, albeit a very very slim chance, that he might meet me and we can run off to Vegas and get married. It’s going to be very difficult to elope with Jake Gyllenhaal if he is busy having babies and butt sex.
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