Jack Nicholson gets around

August 6, 2007

According to Page Six, Jack Nicholson is denying that he is the father of an illegitimate handicap boy. Jack is known for getting around and has said on record, “I’m interested in sex. I’m preoccupied with sex. I love it,” he once said. He also said wearing condoms was like wearing a “warm garbage bag.” That’s a pretty nasty comparison if you ask me. I guess he’s not worried about getting STD’s either….

In an unauthorized book called “Five Easy Decades” it says: “There are two other possibles whom those closest to Jack whisper about, including one young man who lives with handicaps brought on by his actress mother’s drug abuse … These are among the closely held secrets he has generally succeeded in keeping from his fans.”

So he pretty much has a bunch of little Jack Nicholson’s running amock across the country. Is that really so bad? I think he’s a great actor. Maybe his kids will inherit the acting gene.