Jack Nicholson Wears Ugly Shoes: A Rant

Jack Nicholson and CrocsJack Nicholson was photographed wearing “Crocs” recently and I thought this was a good opportunity to talk about how much I hate Crocs and I hate anyone who wears Crocs and I COMPLETELY DON’T GET IT. I feel like I am usually pretty on the ball with today’s hip new fashion trends, but this one I simply cannot get behind. On anyone. I was at a terribly overpriced deli in Hollywood the other day and I saw a lady wearing Crocs and I think she was like, 100 and I thought to myself “Really? Of all the trendy styles to embrace while you desperately cling to that last sliver of youth before you inevitably die next week, you are chosing Crocs?” and then I thought, “Ya know, at least she’s not wearing leggings.” But then I saw the crocs again and noticed that they were bright orange and I thought “I hate this woman.”




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    • Posted on July 10, 2007 | Read more articles on Croc Watch, Rants

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    2 Responses to “Jack Nicholson Wears Ugly Shoes: A Rant”

    1. rebekah on July 11th, 2007 7:03 pm

      i totally agree!

    2. Kim on August 29th, 2007 2:07 pm

      I love them because they are comfortable and I think thats why people wear them, not because they are a fashion statement or that they give a hoot if anyone likes it on them or not. I could care less I am on my feet all day running around with my children and I refuse to kill my feet for anyone else’s opinion.