Jake and Reese Snog in Airports

jake-and-reesers.jpg

BOO! So just when it seemed like Jake and Reese were totally done-zo, they were seen holding hands and smooching at LAX yesterday.
Reasons why this sucks:
1. Greasy Reesey is going to taint him with her wicked ways.
2. When is Jake going to have time to buy me expensive presents and take me to nice dinners when is busy being in a relationship with Reese Witherspoon?
3. At least when he was dating Kirsten Dunst I still had a chance.

Let’s just call this a sad attempt at a promotional stunt to help a movie that is failing miserably. And yes I understand the hypocrisy of loving someone whom I am completely convinced is gay, but at least if he likes the men-folk then I won’t feel as bad when he doesn’t return my (borderline creepy) affection.




Related Posts:

  • Jake and Reese Back Together Again
  • Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal: Winter Wedding?
  • Conversations with Celebrities: Jake Gyllenhaal
  • Reese Witherspoon Ice Skating With Her Look Alike Daughter Ava
  • I May Need to Break Up with Jake Gyllenhaal Soon

    • Posted on October 23, 2007 | Read more articles on Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon

    Comments

    2 Responses to “Jake and Reese Snog in Airports”

    1. Gino Green Global on October 23rd, 2007 9:46 pm

      Such a cute couple I love it! They look amazing together.

    2. » The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Bitten and Bound: The Not So Pretty Side of Hollywood on October 24th, 2007 9:30 pm

      […] and Reese are busted in the airport - Top Socialite  […]