Jake and Reese Snog in Airports
BOO! So just when it seemed like Jake and Reese were totally done-zo, they were seen holding hands and smooching at LAX yesterday.
Reasons why this sucks:
1. Greasy Reesey is going to taint him with her wicked ways.
2. When is Jake going to have time to buy me expensive presents and take me to nice dinners when is busy being in a relationship with Reese Witherspoon?
3. At least when he was dating Kirsten Dunst I still had a chance.
Let’s just call this a sad attempt at a promotional stunt to help a movie that is failing miserably. And yes I understand the hypocrisy of loving someone whom I am completely convinced is gay, but at least if he likes the men-folk then I won’t feel as bad when he doesn’t return my (borderline creepy) affection.
Such a cute couple I love it! They look amazing together.
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