Jessica Alba Has Herpes
Laragmag.com is reporting that Jessica Alba has herpes and that she got it from Derek Jeter. Their source claims to have worked for Jessica’s ex, Cash Warren, and would frequently pick up her prescription for Valtrex. Jeter’s other conquests and possible herpes carriers? Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Biel.
This only proves how far I haven’t come since high school. Spreading herpes rumors about pretty girls was like, a daily accomplishment for me. By the way, I also heard that she has webbed toes and pees standing up. Totally true. I swear. Just PROMISE you won’t tell her I told you, OK? Pinky swear? Awesome.
Well, It looks like I can finally look to something better (hotter, younger, less abused) than Pamela Anderson for my weekly dose of the sores. It’s a good day.
Remind me to keep my vajingo out of Derek Jeter’s vicinity.
Why is Derek Jeter? I’m sure that if he did have herpes I’m pretty sure that Mariah and Vanessa wouldn’t have dated him. Maybe she got it from another former boyfriend. I think that;s it’s pretty random to say that Derek gave it to her.
Why is Derek Jeter? I’m sure that if he did have herpes I’m pretty sure that Mariah and Vanessa wouldn’t have dated him. Maybe she got it from another former boyfriend. I think that;s it’s pretty random to say that Derek gave it to her.
Omaar: I have to Agree with Chels
Who knows where any of these people acquired this sexually transmitted disease !!
I also agree, that those who are famous and carrying the disease should openly campaign the awareness of this disease. Famous people infected with AIDS, have done so.
Herpes is a more Silent and Kept Quiet Disease.
Omaar
jessica alba were are you from.
jessica alba do know britney spears she is trying to have another kid.