Jessica Alba has some issues
At the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday, Jessica Alba mentioned a school crush who rejected her, in an attempt to say look at me now.
“I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross. Ross didn’t love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb. Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now! [Ross] promised that if I kissed him he would choose me for baseball … I was still chosen last. I never trusted men again.”
Mind you, she said this little speech as she was accepting the award for Choice Hottie. So yeah Ross, look at her now! She’s freaking beautiful! If you only knew what she would look like after puberty you could have been one lucky man.
Holy Shit. How on earth could someone be so god dammed insecure about themselves that 19 years later they are still worried about it.
I think it’s made up bullshit that we’ve heard from super hotties a hundred times before. She just had to get her woe is me I was an ugly duckling story in.
With that said, Ross, you are a fucking moron.