Jessica Alba Makes A Brilliant Career Decision, Gets Knocked Up
Jessica Alba is pregnant and expecting a baby this spring or early summer. Cash Warren is the guy lucky enough to have knocked her up. Cash was a director’s assistant on Fantastic Four and managed to parlay that into being Jessica Alba’s baby daddy. You kind of have to respect that. Bastard.
Alba has a reputation as being a bit of a raging bitch, combine that with her subpar acting ability and you kind of have to wonder if this is the beginning of her Britney-esque slide into crazy town. You’ve certainly got a Kevin Federline mirror in Cash Warren, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility.
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