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Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook are Dating

July 5, 2007

Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson resizeJessica Simpson and Dane Cook were spotted together at last week’s Prince concert “canoodling.” So they are dating. I promise that their reps will deny the relationship because PR reps are like 7th graders when it comes to his kind of thing. “OMG! No Waaaay Jessica likes Dane. Like, EW! Can you even imagine?! That is like, totally icky to the max! Jessica is waay happy to be single and doesn’t have time to be in a relationship because she’s like, totally busy and waaay popular.” Then 6 months from now Jessica Simpson will need to promote a movie and the same rep will be like “OOOH, You meant that Dane Cook?! Oh ya, she’s totally hitting that.”


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