JLO is a Lying Liar

Jennifer Lopez recently told US Weekly that the rumors about her pregnancy are not true,

“I don’t mind when people talk about this. I get the interest. I’m not the only [celeb] who gets these rumors. Everyone calls about this every month . . . but, no.”

Well if I was JLo and I was getting that fat, I would lie and tell everyone it was twins. Then after 9 months when everyone is wondering where the babies are, I would tell them that Marc Anthony ate them for sustenance. What?? I know it seems bad, but I’d much rather have everyone thinking my husband eats babies then thinking I’m FAT! I mean, I live in Hollywood, people!

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