Johnny Depp: $10 Million Trojan Ad Campaign

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Johnny Depp, 43, is being offered $10 million to be the new face of Trojan’s new line of Magnum condoms in a series of TV ads. Joke overload. I don’t even know where to begin. If he signs on, is he saying “yes indeedy I’m one of the few people who actually require a Magnum and don’t buy them as a joke?” (By the way, check out the Trojan website. It’s pretty fun to play around on.) The advertising folks at Trojan are thinking of a few slogans including, “Stand up with Johnny for safer sex.” I’ve got one. “Magnums: The condoms of pirates everywhere.” Cue to pic of Johnny in Pirates of the Caribbean movie. I mean come on. What guy doesn’t want to be a pirate? This peg leg isn’t the only wood I’ve got for you baby. Arrgg.