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Katie Price Drunk - Again

December 5, 2009


Katie Price was out in London last night, and surprise…surprise, bitch got boozed up AGAIN.

Part of me thinks that this trick is just pretending to be drunk so she gets more attention. We’ve all known hos like that. Bitches who gargle with Listerine and then say, “Ooooh, I’m buzzing it!” Or they take a sip of Gatorade and warn you that they might start doing some “out of control” shit. You know you’re going to be spending the rest of the night rolling your eyes at their pretend stumbles and faux slurring.

I hope Katie is paying for her friend’s booze tabs, because they got all fancied up and had to spend their night carrying her drunk (authentic or fake) ass around. They probably got Katie’s tan diarrhea all over their fancy jackets.

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