Keifer Sutherland Wants to Fit In

I am so sick of trendy celebs like Keifer Sutherland trying to one-up each other. First I had to see his snatch outside of Hyde and now he’s been busted for drunk driving. Oh, that wasn’t his snatch? That was Paris? I get them confused sometimes. Anyhoo, the ‘24′ star was arrested last night in West Hollywood for drunk driving because he’s an idiot. He was pulled over for making an illegal u-turn and failed the breath test. Way to be like, 2 months too late, Keifer. Everyone knows DUI’s are OUT and Hit and Runs are IN. It’s true. I read it in the Shaw report.

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