Kirsten Dunst; Robbed!
Earlier this month, Kirsten Dunst was robbed by a man named Jarrod Beinerman when he reportedly snuck into her SoHo Grand Hotel suite and stole her $13,000 handbag, wallets, cash, cameras, and an iPod. The Post explains how the thief got into Kirsten’s room in the first place,
“Beinerman took a guest elevator to the floor below Dunst’s suite and then took a freight elevator up to the penthouse level. There, Beinerman allegedly walked through an open door into the penthouse and stole items belonging to Dunst…”
I hate to say she deserved it, but I lock my door when I’m in the bathroom so no one steals my incredibly valuable, 1st edition Play Station 2 console. I need that shit to play Guitar Hero, yo! Anyone who keeps $13,000 purses and Ipods in an unlocked room doesn’t deserve to have nice things. I do, though, so feel free to send your valuables to me.
You know what, she is really lucky that this guy didn’t have a fetish for a saggy tit bad actress with bad teeth like I do. It would have magical.
Anyone who would even BUY a $13k purse deserves to have it stolen.
I mean…it’s a f****** PURSE, for crying out loud.