Let’s All Call Heather Mills Mean Names!

The News of the World is reporting that Heather Mills allegedly has a recording of Paul McCartney calling her hilarious names that few people in this world get to throw around. A source explains,

“There are other recordings Heather says prove Paul referred to her as a ‘one-legged bitch’. She’s hoping this shows people what she’s had to put up with, and will let the public make up their own mind about who was to blame for their split.”

Also in her secret vault of hi-larious tapes? One of Paul’s daughter, Stella McCartney telling her, “I hope you lose your other fucking leg!”

Because Stella McCartney is fucking awesome. Who knew?

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