Let’s Talk About Salt N Pepa, Baby

First the Backstreet Boys , then The Spice Girls, and now… Salt and Pepa!! Oh, you don’t care? Neither does anyone else. Except VH1 who will be bringing them back from obscurity in a new reality series that will focus on the duo “re-building their friendship.” Uh, snooze.

Salt is angry about being unappreciated when they were together and Pepa blames Salt for breaking up the group. Their lifestyles are also polar opposites: Salt has indeed found God and is living a quiet life in Long Island with her husband while Pepa is still the party girl and desperately wants to re-capture the glamour of Salt-N-Pepa’s glory days. Can they overcome their differences long enough to heal their friendship and perform again?

Great, looks like it’s gonna be 12 weeks of crying and hugging. No one really cared about these two when they were still famous, now VH1 wants us to watch 30 minutes a week of this tampon commercial? I think I’ll stick to my American Gladiator re-runs on ESPN classic, thank you very much. (Go Tower!)

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