Like I Didn’t Already Hate Dane Cook Enough

September 20, 2007

The bastard steals his material from great comics like Louis C.K.:

And now he’s doing his best to turn Jessica Alba into a Jim Carrey lookalike:

The actress admits she and Good Luck Chuck co-star Dane Cook went too far with one energetic love scene and they both needed dentistry work.

She explains, “I chipped my front tooth doing a kiss with Dane and he chipped his bottom tooth. “We were doing this comedic Mr + Mrs Smith love scene, and we were slamming into walls and breaking things and tumbling over couches and stuff. “At one point, he slammed my head into a picture frame and, while my head was smacking into the wall and breaking the picture, his teeth slammed into my teeth.

“Now I have a bond on my tooth and when I take it off I look like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber.”

DANE COOK IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

I’m sure if Louis C.K. had the opportunity to make out with Jessica Alba he’d return her in one piece to a grateful nation.