Lindsay Lohan tried to kill herself

August 2, 2007

Rumors are circulating that Lindsay Lohan slit her wrist when she was in Promises Rehab with a corkscrew. Question: why would their be a corkscrew in rehab in the first place???? Anyways, supposedly she was screwing around with some hottie who was married from the Midwest, and when he went home to the wifey she flipped out and tried to cut her wrists with the corkscrew.

If this is true, then not only is Lindsay a total whack job, but she’s the biggest slut in the world. How many men has this girl slept with? Obviously, it doesn’t matter who it is, it can even be a girl for all she cares (her love interest Samantha Rosen, or whatever she’s called).