Lindsay Lohan’s lost poster
On the doors of Paris Hilton’s Hollywood home, a poster of a lost Lindsay Lohan was posted.
”LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore TerrierMy dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite toys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” and her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home! If you have any information, please call — or go to —
All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”
That’s really funny!
funny…or sad and pathetic?
If Paris Hilton really made this (which I doubt because it would take a shred of creativity), then I’m thrilled to see she hasn’t evolved beyond that of an 11 year old.
Maybe if she wants to really take a dig at Lindsay, she should write, “LL has COOTIES” all over her trapper keeper. Now, THAT would be mature.
The artist who made this hillarious parody can be found on My Space/dirtyagenda. He is a super up and coming contemporary artist, residing in Hollywood.
That’s the best dog trick I’ve seen all day!
Thanks for the laugh.
All the change in her couch, hmm? Can I also have all those half-empty tubes of Zovirax ointment to sell on eBay?