Lindsay pregnant?

Since Lindsay Lohan’s arrest, she’s been staying low. OK! Magazine is claiming that they think she may be pregnant.
A friend of Lindsay’s told the magazine, “It wouldn’t be the first time she had a pregnancy scare.”
Many people think that Lindsay is in rehab right now (Cirque Lodge) although no one has spotted her at the facility. Just the fact that Lindsay has had pregnancy scares impllies that she has sex all the time without proper protection, which means, who knows how many diseases she has considering all the guys she slept with!
Here’s a pic of Lindsay in her flop of a movie, “I Know Who Killed Me.”





I think it’s called “I know who killed my career.”
Can anyone get Lindsay a RU-486 sucker? Anyone? Britney? Hello?
Who’s gonna man up and claim Firecrotch Junior?