Little Person, Big Trouble

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‘Little People, Big World’ star (and I use that term loosely) Matthew Roloff, was busted for DUI on June 19th. After failing a sobriety test, he was taken to a Washington County Jail where he was cited and released.

I have so many questions. 1. Can you actually get arrested for driving a power wheels drunk? I mean, I’m sure it isn’t ADVISED, but that thing can only go up to what? 4, 5 miles per hour tops? 2. How come he looks so happy? I know it’s uber trendy to get a DUI these days, but he shouldn’t be trying to keep up Lindsay and Nicole. They’re professionals. I swear to god if I start seeing pap photos of this guy outside Area, I’m going to march over there myself and put him in his tiny little place.




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    • Posted on July 31, 2007 | Read more articles on TV

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    2 Responses to “Little Person, Big Trouble”

    1. sarah on August 1st, 2007 6:41 pm

      He is the nicest person in the world and I am sure he learned his lesson. I wish him all the luck in the world. I hope to visit him during pumkin season.
      If you are making fun of him for this then you have not watched the show because he will make you smile. He is sincere and very passionate about everything he does. You should be so lucky…

    2. Graham on August 3rd, 2007 7:47 pm

      What a Woodpecker