Long Island Lilo

August 5, 2007

Looks like the streets of L.A. are safe for the time being; Lindsay Lohan has relocated back to mom Dina’s place in her hometown of Long Island. The reckless redhead flew first class from LAX with sister, Ali, on Friday, landing in Kennedy Int’l. Upon hearing news of his daughter’s homecoming, Michael Lohan told the NY Post

“If it is true that she’s in New York, I hope we’ll have contact. I’ll help her in every possible way I can…I think it’s a good thing that she’s back with her family. Hopefully, the only element missing is myself.”

Uh. There are a lot of “elements” missing for Lindsay Lohan, but I’m glad her dad seems to be on the right track. Yeah. Maybe when The Post asked Michael Lohan to comment, he refused to do it unless they interviewed him by using Madlibs. Yeah, that’s probably what happened. Poor guy scribbling away with his little pencil…”I need a noun, a noun!! The only element missing is _______ …cauliflower? Pizza?? Cheese? Cheese! Cheese makes everything better!” But then he couldn’t remember how to spell it, shrugged, and penciled in myself. With a little smilie.

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