Madonna’s new toy

I always thought celebs bought their dirty sex toys online or sent their assistants out to pick them up, but not Madonna. The Londoner was caught outside of a hotel carrying a see-through bag with a Purple Penetrator. I thought they put that stuff in brown bags?
Hopefully her new little addition, David, won’t think mommy brought him home a new toy! Ooh look a purple sword!





Sorry, but what is mariburjeka?
Jane.