Mary-Kate’s drunken stupor
Everyone knows that when you get completely wasted you typically act like the biggest whore around wanting to do anything that moves. And one of the Olsen twins, the uglier one, Mary-Kate is no different. Over the weekend Mary-Kate was at Teddy’s night club in a see-through green dress (eww) getting shitfaced with all of her friends.
“She was completely wasted, she was humping and grinding against a column with another girl. Then she was flailing all over the dance floor. Later, Mary-Kate made out with various questionable men while friends took pictures. She then fell over onto a table and proceeded to break every glass on the table before toppling over onto everyone sitting behind her.”
And with that mental picture I’m wondering why Lindsay Lohan and Mary Kate aren’t friends. Both enjoy getting smashed and sucking face with random strangers, they should really party together. And both have been in rehab, so I’m sure they have plenty of stories they can swap and compare.
not booze, but drugs? drugs keeps the olsens and other celebs thin; no celeb actually diets; they all eat like pigs and stay thin by taking lots of illegal drugs to stay away for days at a time partying.