Michael Lohan makes up stories

September 17, 2007

Lindsay Lohan’s father is at it again. After visiting his daughter in the Promises Rehab facility in Utah, Michael left the facility without saying anything to the photogs, big shock. Well now, he’s speaking out about what went down when he visited his daughter.

Michael said, “As soon as I arrived Lindsay rushed into my arms, then curled up on my lap and sobbed like a baby.” Then, between snivels, she promised to quit films, leave Hollywood and dump bad boy lover Calum Best in a desperate bid to stay clean. She said she does not want to live in Hollywood as that is where this evil in her life happens.” “She said, ‘I hate Hollywood and I don’t want to work there. I need a break and I am moving away’.”

Vowing to steer clear of sex and drug addict Calum, Lindsay added: “I will stop hanging round with people who are bad for me.”

There’s no way in hell Lindsay Lohan is going to leave the Hollywood scene. She’ll still be hitting up the clubs when she’s 80 downing shots and dancing on tables in her orthopedic shoes.