Mischa Barton: No Jail Time For DUI
Mischa Barton is working on a plea deal so she doesn’t have to go to jail for her DUI she got in December of 2007. (I heard the celebrity wing is full anyways so that helps her case.)
She will exchange time wearing orange or stripes, or whatever the heck they wear in jail these days, for three years probation, a $1,700 fine, and a dropped marijuana possession charge.
That sucks, Mischa. No mary jane, well really getting caught with it, for a whole three years. Switch to coke if you haven’t already. Lindsay Lohan can get you a deal, it doesn’t smell, and it’s done easily in a bathroom stall.
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