Misinterpreted Photo of the Day

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Here’s what confuses me; it’s Jessica Biel getting her ass grabbed by another woman. Should be totally hot, right? But it’s not. It’s creepy… like we’re witnessing something that we weren’t supposed to see but instead of being voyeuristic and sexy, it’s weird and wrong. It might be because they are at a football game, or maybe the almost-mullets, or perhaps it’s that 5/6 of this picture is taken up by their massive shoulder blades, but images of trucker hats and birkenstocks come to mind and since I prefer my lesbians to be more Portia and less Ellen this just isn’t going to work for me.




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  • Posted on October 24, 2007 | Read more articles on Jessica Biel, Misinterpreted Photo of the Day

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    1. Smarty pants on October 26th, 2007 8:54 pm

      Did anybody notice that Jesicia has on a turtle neck in the close up and a tank in the back one? Also The woman beside her in the close up has blond hair and the other pic has brown???? Was this one of those “Can you tell the Diff. pics….like in the Sunday funnies!?!?