Misinterpreted Photo of the Day

Keanu Reeves

“Hey, Keanu… in this scene you’re supposed to be playing to be a police officer, not a Nazi”
“Uhhhh…. But I have a uniform on?”
“Yes, Keanu. Police men wear uniforms.”
“And they hate the Jews?”
“No, Police officers don’t hate Jews.”
“Buuutt… I’m playing a police officer who hates the Jews?”
“No, just a police officer”
“What about black people, do I hate black people?”
“No, You don’t hate anyone”
“What about Crocs? Do I hate Crocs?”
“Of course, Keanu, everyone hates Crocs”

I’m so sorry guys, I swear to God this is the last Croc joke. It just makes me laugh every single time. I’m done though. No more.

Stumble it!




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    1. DOSE: Celebrity, Music, Movie, TV News and More on July 16th, 2007 4:58 pm

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